Below is the vibe. You’re welcome.
French Fetishization – out (I’m looking at you Netflix)
French Fluency – in
Unaffordable Housing – out
Ineffective Gerrymandering – out
Timely Public Transport – in
Reed Diffusers – out
Candles – in
Heights Above 6’1 – you’re on thin fucking ice
HRH Collection – in (for meme purposes only)
Influencer PR Sponsorships – out
Jojo Siwa – out
North West – in
Awareness of Rohingya Genocide – in
Paper Straws – out
Metal Straws – out
Silicone Straws – in
r/amitheasshole – in
Being an Asshole – out
Britney Spears – in
Everyone Else in the Spears Family – out
Berlin – out
Munich – in
Soup – in (for gorgeous gorgeous girls only)
Lizzo – out
Doja Cat – in
Owing People Money – out
Owing People Favours – in
Fox Eye Thread Lifts- out
Retinol – in
Being a Mess – in
Blood Relatives – in
School Friends – out
Government Mandated Isolation – out
Individual Isolation – in
Voting Labour – in
Deporting Migrants – out
Working Class Tories – out
Private Members’ Clubs – out
Underground Speakeasies- in
Kim Kardashian West- out
Kim Jong-Un – in
Clapham Gays – out
Offsetting Carbon Emissions – out
Genuine Carbon Emission Reduction – in
Social Movements – out
Calling Mala a ‘Performative Activist’ on Twitter – in
High-Waisted Trousers – in
Baroque Print – in
Bucket Hats – out
Doc Martins – omnipresent
Dolly Parton – in
Jolene – out
Depop – out
TikTok – in
BBC – above reproach
Empathy – out
Sympathy – in
Sex Work – in
Hinge – out
Blogging – in (hint hint)
Cupcakke Remixes – in
Taylor’s Versions – in
Olivia Rodrigo – out
New York – out
London – in
Grudges – in
The Art of Letting Go – out
Manifestation – out
Saying ’It Is What It Is’ – in
Five Day Work Week – out
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